andisbetter:

Illustrated by Jon Contino

I hope I look as good as her with the big ol’ side piece when I’m older. If I ever reach that age

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Went to York Dungeons today.

My sister told the medieval torture woman that I sort of half lived in Lancashire so she locked me in a cage.

figmentdotcom:

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.” - George R.R. Martin

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WHY AM I NOT STILL IN PRESTON?

How does my family manage to become more dysfunctional every time I leave? 

Might as well talk to my fucking dog for all the conversation I’ll get out of anyone else. 

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Mum: Why’s the tv on? It’s wasting electric.

Mum: *Has magic 828 on the radio from 9AM till 10PM every day.

Parent logic. 

razorshapes:

Gail Albert Halaban - Out My Window

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I wish I could be bothered to do stuff with my time now I have nothing to do at all. 

I’m skint, and I live in the middle of nowhere. 

Still. One week closer to september..

hideurfeathers:

mycartoonheartvstheworld:

1los:

Hold Close - IngridTan

why am i tearing up over this?

i didn’t come here to feel

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visual-poetry:

by jenny holzer - living: some days you wake up and immediately…, 1980-82

photo by [wally gobetz]

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